1 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,976 [ominous music] 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,179 [whipping] 3 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,516 [crow caws] 4 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,389 [tense music] 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,894 [ominous music] 6 00:00:28,806 --> 00:00:33,806 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 7 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,239 [VCR clatters] 8 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:47,415 [foreboding music] 9 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:20,146 10, nine, eight, seven, 10 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:24,150 six, five, four, 11 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:27,453 three, two, one. 12 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,388 [static hisses] 13 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,790 [Officer] This is an important bust. 14 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,025 We need it after Slater fucked up that raid 15 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,196 at the strip club. 16 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,830 Say hi, Gary. 17 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,132 Hi, Gary. 18 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:42,201 [Officer] First drug raid, Gary? 19 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,003 Yeah. 20 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,572 We're coming up! 21 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:49,007 I'll make the announcement when we get inside! 22 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:52,110 Police, search warrant, don't move, show me your hands! 23 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,513 Lab says that goopy shit from the van 24 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,715 is a monster of a compound. 25 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:57,518 So what? 26 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:02,421 Do you shoot it, slurp it, or sniff it? 27 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,257 Well, we're about to find out. 28 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,226 Let's assume it's very fucking potent 29 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,494 and highly addictive! 30 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,828 Well we all saw what it did to that girl. 31 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,767 [heavy rock music] 32 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,442 Let's roll out! 33 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,587 [dog barks] 34 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,226 Listen up. 35 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,394 Get down means get fucking down. 36 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,129 10-26 means crime in progress, 37 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:47,132 and 29-9 means erase the fucking tape. 38 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,368 [Petro] Hey, you stay with me. 39 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,339 Running out, going in! 40 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,440 - [officers shout] - Police, search warrant! 41 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:59,177 [alarm rings] Police, search warrant! 42 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,146 - Police! - Police, search warrant! 43 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,114 Police, police! [police radio chatters] 44 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,983 - Search warrant! - Coming up on your left. 45 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,652 - Search warrant! - Don't fucking shoot! 46 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,787 - Search warrant! - We're taking the lead! 47 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:09,921 [Slater] Get the fuck back! 48 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,025 - Low to the left! - Damn it! 49 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,127 [Slater] Where are these fucks? 50 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,596 [Petro] Oursler, Slater, check in. 51 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,466 - Search warrant! - We're seeing planes here. 52 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,368 These guys could be heavier-armed than we thought. 53 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,502 [Slater] Keep this channel clear, 54 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,337 you fucking professional! 55 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:28,173 [jingle chimes] 56 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,510 [Woman] All are welcome. 57 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,944 All are watching. 58 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,580 Finally, followers, 59 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,649 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 60 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,751 Track my signal. 61 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,920 - The signal is the stimulant. - Clear! 62 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,689 - The signal is the sedative. - Clear! 63 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,924 [Woman] The signal is salvation. 64 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,393 [Officer] What the hell is that smell? 65 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:51,029 - Forever starts right now. - Birkhorn, don't move! 66 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,266 Hands in the air, motherfucker. 67 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,733 Fuck. 68 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,369 Oh, those fucking eyes. 69 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,972 [Officer] Hey, I know this guy. 70 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,143 He owns the video store on my block. 71 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,612 [Nash] This is Brayberry, we founds some 72 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,880 of that goopy shit from the videotape. 73 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:12,052 We've also got a 419, could be self-inflicted. 74 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:16,021 - Police, first squad! - Police! 75 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,926 [foreboding music] 76 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,301 [Oursler] Are you gonna keep crying, Slater, 77 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:33,073 or are you gonna find me some drugs in there? 78 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,091 Police, search warrant! 79 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,759 [Spivy] Slater, we've got bodies! 80 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,894 Maybe get another tac unit on standby. 81 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,697 [tense music] 82 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:02,570 This is a crime scene, do not touch anything. 83 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,738 Don't fuck with my scene, Slater! 84 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,807 Slater, let's keep moving. 85 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,275 Got a lot of building to clear. 86 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:11,612 We'll take the upper level. 87 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,347 [Gary] Hey, I don't think that girl 88 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,150 from the videotape is in here. 89 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:22,120 It's an information superhighway that spans the globe, 90 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,189 and it is called internet, 91 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,992 or just the net to frequent users. 92 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,260 Today millions of Americans have personal computers 93 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,097 and can access the net for a modest monthly fee. 94 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,931 I think I'll stick to my telephone for now. 95 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,401 [chuckles] 96 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,370 And in local news, a number of Westerville residents 97 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:41,507 have come forward with stories of a mysterious figure 98 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,475 they're calling the Rat Man. 99 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,176 Sounds like a superhero, Camille. 100 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,013 [chuckles] That is no superhero I'd want to meet, Mark. 101 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,683 Eyewitnesses have said that this man or man-animal hybrid 102 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,852 lives in the sewers and comes out at night, 103 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,154 but if you shine a light directly at it, 104 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,123 it suddenly disappears. 105 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,026 Channel Six's Holly Marciano has more. 106 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,161 Is he an urban legend? 107 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,131 Or is there really a creature of unknown origin 108 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,966 lurking within the sewers? 109 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,368 I was just out here taking a walk at night 110 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,240 and I heard it making noises down there. 111 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,845 And it looked up at me like a... 112 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,980 A fucking clown. 113 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,750 [Holly] This amateur sketch resembles what many of you say 114 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,552 the Rat Man looks like. 115 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,187 Almost everyone has come up with their own theories 116 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,492 and explanations for the image. 117 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,926 Yeah, my theory is the dude's from the fucking prison 118 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:38,063 in Athens for like the criminally insane. 119 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,330 That's where my cousin went. 120 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,733 Yeah, her crazy-ass cousin was in there, 121 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,703 so he's like an escaped mental case. 122 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:48,039 Oh, and he lives in the sewer so that nobody can find him. 123 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,240 [bell tolls] 124 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,577 Well, I believe it's a sign from Jesus. 125 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,780 It's time for sinners and elitists 126 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,249 to get what's coming to them. 127 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,551 [Holly] Mm-hm. 128 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,053 So tell me, where did you first see him? 129 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,655 Right there. 130 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,891 Behind me, that's where I saw him. 131 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:06,727 Right there. 132 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,363 Okay, we're done. 133 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,734 Thank you for your service. 134 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,369 Fucking last time I need to be in this forest. 135 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,205 [Jeff] We could have picked an easier path, you know. 136 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,408 There are no paths. 137 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,544 [Jeff] Yeah. 138 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,116 So do you want more B-roll of the forest? 139 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,851 No, we have all kinds of footage 140 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,389 of the forest and the mouth of the drain. 141 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,292 Jesus, Barry, what, what does he want us to do, 142 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,228 walk through raw sewage? 143 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,032 No, I'm not being dramatic, I just... 144 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,202 Yeah. 145 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,070 Yep, no problem. 146 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:52,971 Okay. 147 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,541 [phone beeps] 148 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,942 [Jeff] Looking a little stressed. 149 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,579 You wanna get a drink afterwards? 150 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,047 - Jeff? - Yeah? 151 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,851 - Fuck you. - Copy that. 152 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,257 [Jeff mutters angrily] 153 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,092 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 154 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,527 - Westerville's very own... - He said he might want it 155 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:18,396 from inside the drain, though, right? 156 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,865 Yeah. 157 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,935 I mean, it's a health hazard, look at it. 158 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,309 [Jeff] Where is it? 159 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,379 That guy's creepy. 160 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,283 Yeah, let's get out of his eye line. 161 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,988 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 162 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,224 Westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 163 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,627 It's a mystery that can only be told 164 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:52,063 inside the cavernous tunnels beneath our feet. 165 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,566 I'm Holly Marciano, Channel Six News. 166 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,337 [eerie scraping] 167 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,641 Construction? 168 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,511 - Let's go again. - Yeah, going again. 169 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,413 Hang on, just gotta get focus. 170 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,684 And, all right. 171 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,688 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 172 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,658 Westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 173 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,360 - It's a myst... - Uh, the hell is that? 174 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,595 Are you even, what are you doing? 175 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,297 [Jeff] No, no, no, there's someone there. 176 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,135 - Seriously. - Oh my god. 177 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,171 I don't have the time for these shenanigans, 178 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,306 can you with me about something else? 179 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,277 [Jeff] Gimme a sec, Holly, just hold on. 180 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,748 Hello? 181 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,487 [clears throat] Excuse me. 182 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:53,761 Oh man, are you fucking kidding? 183 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,031 [Jeff groans] 184 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,067 [Holly] What is it? 185 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,904 [Jeff] I don't know. 186 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:09,877 Ah. 187 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,413 Yeah, it's just a bunch of junk. 188 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,619 You think kids live down here? 189 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,020 [Jeff] I don't know if you'd call this living, 190 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,991 but yeah, I mean, it's possible. 191 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,526 Jesus Christ. 192 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,930 You know, we are the richest country in the world 193 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,465 and we treat people like this. 194 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,402 It's shameful. 195 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,540 We should record more of this. 196 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,175 Right, evidence of what it's like 197 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,144 to actually live down here. 198 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,746 [Jeff] Wow, you are really selling this, Holly. 199 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,280 Don't be a dick. 200 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,182 I'm serious, this is a good story. 201 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,218 [Jeff] Don't you have an AA meeting? 202 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,753 Fuck, I don't want to sit around 203 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,454 and talk about my fucking drinking problem, okay? 204 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,723 Don't you want to do something 205 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,457 that will make a difference, Jeff? 206 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,693 That will like, I don't know, help people? 207 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,594 [Jeff] Help you get your Pulitzer, right? 208 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,133 This is what we're talking about. 209 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,202 Holly! 210 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,205 - Holly! - Come! 211 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,841 I need your light. 212 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,709 [Jeff] Ah, fuck. 213 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,212 [Holly] Come on. 214 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,290 [foreboding music] 215 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,148 What are you doing? [Holly shushes] 216 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,285 [Jeff] What? 217 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,756 What's going on? 218 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,792 I think someone's here. 219 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,627 Come on. 220 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,031 [eerie hissing] 221 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,634 [Jeff] Holy shit. 222 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,810 Check, look behind you, check. 223 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,082 This must be where he lives. 224 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,350 [Jeff] Okay, so let's, 225 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,219 I don't think we should be messing with this right now. 226 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,420 We don't have to mess with anything, 227 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,824 just get some footage. 228 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:05,083 [roaring] [Jeff screams] 229 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,284 [Jeff moans] Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... 230 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,652 [Jeff] Let's get the fuck out of here. 231 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,753 - Just calm down, calm down. - No, no, no, no. 232 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,754 Take a deep breath. 233 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,788 I'm not, fuck. [Holly shushes] 234 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,390 fuck, is that him? 235 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,392 [Holly] It's okay, just take a deep breath, all right? 236 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,761 We didn't come this far to get nothing. 237 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,866 Just take a deep breath, let me get your camera. 238 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,701 It's okay. 239 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,705 [Jeff] Okay. 240 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,006 - Give me a sec. - Okay, good? 241 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,140 [Jeff] Yeah, just give me a sec. 242 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:29,977 Okay. 243 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,953 [Jeff] I'm ready, do you see him? 244 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,288 Yeah. 245 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,459 [shushes] Just relax. 246 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,761 Hi. 247 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,564 Hello. 248 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,301 We didn't mean to scare you. 249 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,604 We're, we're friends, we just... 250 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,808 We wanna ask you just a couple of questions. 251 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,543 Is that okay? 252 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,181 Okay, I'm gonna come a little bit closer. 253 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,819 Okay, okay. 254 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,859 Can I ask you what your name is? 255 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,361 Bill. 256 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,197 Bill. 257 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,267 It's really nice to meet you, Bill. 258 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,071 I'm Holly, and that's Jeff. 259 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,375 Do you have a last name, Bill? 260 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,383 Are there other people that live down here with you? 261 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,222 Raatma. 262 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,025 [Holly] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 263 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,027 Did you say Rat Man? 264 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,565 Are, are you the Rat Man, Bill? 265 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,202 Okay, uh... 266 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,537 [foreboding music] 267 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,374 Thank you. 268 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,542 I'm going to leave you my business card, 269 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,344 - right here. - Holly! 270 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:18,351 I'd love to follow up... [loud growling] 271 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,364 [Holly screams] [creature shrieks] 272 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,333 Holly, Holly... 273 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,169 Holly? 274 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:39,806 Holly! 275 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,174 Fuck this, I'm out, I'm out of here. 276 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,042 [Jeff screams] 277 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,511 [static hisses] 278 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,449 [distorted voices] 279 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,730 [foreboding music] 280 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,402 [Holly moans] 281 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,544 What... 282 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,717 What the... 283 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,189 [gasps] 284 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,025 Oh my god! 285 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,261 What? 286 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,798 What, I don't know 287 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,102 what you want with... 288 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,006 There are... 289 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,578 There are people that can help you, 290 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,948 that can get you on your feet, okay? 291 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,823 I'm actually doing a story on you. 292 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,460 To show people that... 293 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,929 That you're just, you're just... 294 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,465 You're normal, just you need some help, 295 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,267 and I can help you. 296 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,602 Okay, I can... 297 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,437 If you just let me, I can help you, okay? 298 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,471 Just let me help you. 299 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,108 - How? - And I can help... 300 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,078 How would you help? 301 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,783 I wanted to tell their stories. 302 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,019 I would tell their stories to the public. 303 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,754 - Oh. - I would help you. 304 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,357 That's a very generous offer, 305 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,861 but we're gonna tell our own story. 306 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,364 - Jeff? - Holly? 307 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,965 - Jeff, Jeff? - Holly! 308 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,500 Jeff! 309 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:54,507 Stop, stop! [Jeff whimpers] 310 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,474 [Raatma screeches] 311 00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,245 No, turn that light off, you're scaring him. 312 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,013 Come on. 313 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,781 Come on. 314 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,352 That's it, come on. 315 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,597 [Raatma shrieks] 316 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,146 [Jeff whimpers] 317 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,083 In the name of Raatma. 318 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,119 [Jeff screams] [skin sizzles] 319 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,355 No, no! 320 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,126 Please, no, no! 321 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,628 Help me, please, no! 322 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,062 - Please, no! - I thought you were 323 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,266 gonna do one of your little news stories on us. 324 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,134 No, please. 325 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,570 Now you might not realize it yet, 326 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,275 but you are witnessing the beginning of a new era. 327 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,912 Only the righteous shall rise. 328 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,216 Your friend wasn't worthy, but you, who knows? 329 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:15,019 For all of your sins, you could be saved. 330 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:15,855 No! 331 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,457 No, please, please! 332 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:24,464 No! [Raatma shrieks] 333 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,866 - No, please! - Give me that. 334 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,438 It's time to see if you're welcome in the new world. 335 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,205 [Raatma growls] [Holly whimpers] 336 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,274 It's not for me to answer evil for evil. 337 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,244 We leave that to the wrath of our new god. 338 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:44,251 [Holly sobs] [Raatma shrieks] 339 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,920 Please, no, god! 340 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,859 [Raatma screeches] 341 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,905 [Holly screams] 342 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,114 Why, God? 343 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,651 [static buzzes] 344 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,452 Compression technology. 345 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,854 The Veggie Masher turns your ordinary drab vegetables 346 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,858 into a tasty, mouthwatering paste in mere seconds. 347 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,827 Just mash and enjoy. 348 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,195 With the Veggie Masher from Wonder Health, 349 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,498 you can finally unleash the full vitamin 350 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500 and nutrient potential of carrots, 351 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,436 broccoli, peppers, peas. 352 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,704 So why wait? 353 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,772 Call this toll-free number and order now. 354 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,374 The Veggie Masher from Wonder Health, 355 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,143 a subsidiary of Mega Tech Pharmaceuticals. 356 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,647 [dramatic music] 357 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,283 Now I am very glad to have our wonderful coworker 358 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,453 Holly Marciano with us following her incredible rescue 359 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,523 after she got trapped in a storm drain. 360 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,458 - [police siren wails] - Okay, come on. 361 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,695 Come on, give me your hand. 362 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,270 [Holly grunts] 363 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,576 Gripping stuff. 364 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,411 And as I'm sure our viewers are by now aware, 365 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,947 we are very sad to report that cameraman Jeff Wohl 366 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,882 has yet to be found. 367 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,618 But Holly, we are so happy to have you back. 368 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,622 Thank you, Mark, it's good to be back. 369 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,557 It's the first day of fall, 370 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,692 and there's no better way to kick off the season 371 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:38,729 than with Westerville's 94th annual pumpkin festival. 372 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,432 People are already lining up to Raatma the hay rides, 373 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,067 apple Raatma, and of course, 374 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,072 to see who will be crowned the festival's largest Raatma. 375 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,009 [groaning] 376 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,545 Okay, why don't we cut to commercial... 377 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,547 [Holly spits] Jesus fucking Christ! 378 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,582 [crew members scream] 379 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:02,422 [skin sizzles] [Mark screams] 380 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,233 [door opens] 381 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,802 And in sports news, 382 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,871 Ohio state plays the Indiana Hoosiers tomorrow night. 383 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,707 Good luck to our Buckeyes. 384 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,612 I'm Holly Marciano, Channel Six News. 385 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,647 Hail Raatma. 386 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:32,585 [emergency tone blares] 387 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,692 [Petro] These super labs can be booby-trapped, 388 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,728 proceed with caution. 389 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:47,031 [Nash] Could be no one left alive in here. 390 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,536 [Slater] You feeling in over your head, Nash? 391 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,839 [Nash] Mind your own fucking head, Slater. 392 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:02,248 [eerie organ music] 393 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,155 [Spivy] I've got people, there's people in here. 394 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,724 [Slater] Blue Team, we've got more DBs. 395 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,394 Room full of bodies. 396 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,404 [Spivy] Fuck me, I'm calling for backup. 397 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,441 No, not yet, let's find the others. 398 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,810 Hey Slater, what's your 10-20? 399 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,078 [Slater] Fuck if I know. 400 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,380 Oursler and I got fucking separated. 401 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:41,285 Could be these bitches are barricaded or got tipped off. 402 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,855 Stay where you are. 403 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,293 You know, if this thing ever makes the news, 404 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,029 and they ask for an interview, 405 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,633 I can do it, I got a face for TV. 406 00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:01,140 [static crackles] 407 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,748 [somber choral music] 408 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,288 [Hailey] So with these memorial videos, 409 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,158 isn't it usually just like home movies? 410 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,794 We record our services from time to time. 411 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:28,801 You haven't yet met the family of the deceased, have you? 412 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,002 They are, well, the main point is 413 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,539 we never question the request of the client. 414 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,874 Grief is a personal matter. 415 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,109 If the bereaved family wants to include footage 416 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,381 of the wake in their memorial video, we are happy to oblige. 417 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,015 I assume they're paying extra for this. 418 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,217 That also, yes. 419 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,220 Hand me the battery. 420 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,423 I've got it to program for the cameras as well, 421 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,325 so make sure you keep this in CD mode, 422 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,561 otherwise you'll eject a tape 423 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,295 in the middle of someone's eulogy. 424 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,598 - Ready to go? - Yeah, I parked out front. 425 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,633 The wake's going to begin at nine, so I would suggest 426 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,801 - you open the doors... - Yeah, I already know. 427 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,402 - Why's the casket crooked? - Hm? 428 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:08,405 I didn't place it like that. 429 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,307 You know I didn't go near it. 430 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,676 Maybe I bumped it. 431 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,511 Whatever. 432 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,283 Oh, Jesus, that's heavy. 433 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,985 Well he was a big boy. 434 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,420 Parts of him that were left, anyway. 435 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,622 Ronald, he's joking, right? 436 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,357 The deceased was in a severe accident. 437 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,693 It is a closed casket wake. 438 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,828 - Yeah, I knew that, but... - Don't worry. 439 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,229 I was more or less able to get him back 440 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,798 into his original shape. 441 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,803 Pity about his face and head. 442 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,737 But the family wanted him to put back together, 443 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,439 and aside from that top part, I'd say it's pretty good work. 444 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:43,674 But don't take my word for it, 445 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,143 why don't you have a look for yourself? 446 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,645 You're gonna do great, Hailey. 447 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:49,413 I'll be in early tomorrow morning to relieve you, 448 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:51,749 so if anything serious comes up, give me a call. 449 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,620 And if it doesn't, don't wake me up. 450 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:10,102 [somber organ music] 451 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,357 [Hailey] Yes, I was just about to switch out the tapes, 452 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,827 but I feel dumb recording myself just sitting here. 453 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:37,697 I'm standing. 454 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,798 [Ronald] Call me if anything serious came up. 455 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,700 Nothing happening, it's not serious. 456 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:45,636 It's a wake, he's not going anywhere. 457 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:46,971 Maybe they got caught in the storm, 458 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,475 or maybe nobody liked the guy. 459 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,244 Okay, okay, sorry. 460 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,316 [somber organ music] 461 00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:02,288 [thunder rumbles] 462 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,479 Hey Sharon, it's me. 463 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,049 I know it's late, but if you're up, 464 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,953 give me a call it the funeral home. 465 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:40,059 No one's here and I'm working all night, 466 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,462 and I had a quick question for you. 467 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,331 Bye. 468 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,404 [eerie organ music] 469 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:01,047 [casket creaks] 470 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:12,859 [thudding] 471 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,099 [phone rings] 472 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,469 Hello? 473 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,073 I mean, Jensen Funeral Home. 474 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,109 Hey, Sharon, yeah. 475 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,479 Your mom still saves the newspaper, right? 476 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,380 No, I... 477 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,048 No, that's fine. 478 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,485 Listen, would you mind checking the obituary page 479 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:44,957 in the last few issues for a guy named Andrew Edwards? 480 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:48,125 This is weird, but I'm supposed 481 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,229 to be hosting his wake tonight, and I... 482 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,230 Something like that. 483 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,266 Basically, just in the past week. 484 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,103 Yeah. 485 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,239 Thanks, I appreciate it. 486 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:02,341 Bye. 487 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,580 [somber music] 488 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:18,124 [thunder cracks] 489 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:32,972 [thunder cracks] 490 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,741 Shit, shit. 491 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:55,828 [rain patters] 492 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,431 [door closes] 493 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:57,523 It's crooked? 494 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,475 [knocks] 495 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,586 [grunts] 496 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,887 [thudding] [Holly yelps] 497 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,924 I am fucking telling you he's alive in there. 498 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,825 He fucking moved, I heard it. 499 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:39,065 [Ronald] I promise you, he is very dead, Hailey. 500 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,400 If you can't handle one under-attended wake... 501 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,503 Hang on, here's Tim. 502 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,609 [Tim] Hailey, kid, I assure you that body in that casket 503 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,611 is not capable of moving. 504 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,280 All those stories about people waking up 505 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,082 are just urban legends. 506 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,549 It's just gas is escaping 507 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,019 or one of the other hundred chemical processes 508 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:04,488 that can happen with embalmed remains in the first 96. 509 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,290 We talked about this. 510 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,659 [Hailey] Gas is escaping. 511 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,194 [Tim] It's just you there, right? 512 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,596 So go crack the lid and take a peek. 513 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,898 Seriously, I mean it, Ronnie and I will stay on the line 514 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,834 and you'll see it's just a person's remains. 515 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,203 Might look a little gross, 516 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,440 but that's all it is, and you'll feel better. 517 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,109 Hailey? 518 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,843 No, you're right. 519 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,679 It's just the remains settling, I know that. 520 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:30,549 Sorry, Tim. 521 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,817 [Tim] It's okay, kid. 522 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:36,420 But don't call here again tonight or Ron will fire you. 523 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:37,256 Goodnight. 524 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,495 [thunder rumbles] 525 00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:07,219 [knocking] [gasps] 526 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,254 [door opens] 527 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:11,921 [man chats] 528 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,823 [Man] This is Andrew's wake, no? 529 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,958 Yes, yes. 530 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,096 My gosh, I am so sorry, wait one second. 531 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,499 We had a power outage, so... 532 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,734 [thunder rumbles] 533 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:29,173 We met with a man before, an old fellow. 534 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,607 He's not here tonight? 535 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:33,210 Oh, you must mean Ronald, he's the manager. 536 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,745 He'll be in tomorrow for the funeral services itself, 537 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:38,315 but I was given the responsibility of the wake. 538 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,718 Doesn't matter. 539 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,886 Of course, I understand very few could make it up 540 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,088 in this storm. 541 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:48,292 There's a tornado watch, something like this. 542 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,495 I listen to the weather. 543 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,562 May I? 544 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:53,865 My gosh, yes. 545 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,303 Here. 546 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,806 Are you family, or... 547 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:07,146 [man groans] 548 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:12,118 [speaking foreign language] 549 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:53,956 [Man] Thank you very much. 550 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,724 Oh, do you need anything else? 551 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:58,197 [Man] No, I paid my respects in full. 552 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,639 [door closes] 553 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,983 [somber organ music] 554 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:22,053 [phone rings] 555 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:26,590 Janssen Funeral Home. 556 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,860 [Sharon] Hey, sorry, I totally passed out. 557 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,428 Don't sweat it, it's cool. 558 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:33,830 No one showed up to this wake tonight. 559 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,865 It's been kind of creepy, 560 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,768 so I wanted to know the deal with the dead guy, 561 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:43,540 but someone finally visited, so now it's not as strange. 562 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:45,875 [Sharon] Really, someone showed up? 563 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:46,878 What were they like? 564 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,347 Why? 565 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,548 I went and flipped through the Tribune 566 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,217 for Andrew Edwards like you said, 567 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:55,319 but I didn't need to look in the obituaries. 568 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:56,586 He was on the front page. 569 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,322 - [thunder cracks] - What? 570 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,089 [Sharon] Andrew Edwards is the name of the guy 571 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,592 who jumped off the roof of that church down in Haysburg. 572 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,294 You heard about that, right? 573 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,063 He was on the roof for an hour shouting crazy gibberish, 574 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,532 and then he hit the concrete steps 575 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:10,702 right as families were beginning to show up for... 576 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,972 [Hailey] Hello, Sharon? 577 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:24,481 [thudding] [Hailey gasps] 578 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,085 Hello? [clattering] 579 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,991 [thudding] 580 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:39,429 [banging] [Hailey yelps] 581 00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:42,000 [casket thuds] 582 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:46,838 What? 583 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,811 [thunder cracks] 584 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,621 [tornado siren wails] 585 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:05,657 Mr. Edwards? 586 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:20,737 Mr. Edwards, you've been in an accident, okay? 587 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,839 And there was... 588 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,875 There's some kind of a mistake at the morgue... 589 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:30,882 [Andrew snarls] [Hailey screams] 590 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,301 He can't see me. 591 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,072 [Andrew gurgles] 592 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,326 [Hailey screams] 593 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,997 [Andrew growls] 594 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:33,311 [thunder cracks] 595 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:02,872 [camera beeps] 596 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,544 [Andrew growls] 597 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,449 [tornado sirens wail] 598 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:14,285 [rumbling] 599 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,389 [Andrew shrieks] 600 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:22,127 [Hailey screams] 601 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,370 [wind whistles] 602 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,483 [Nash] Petro, we're on the move, where are you? 603 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,518 [static crackles] 604 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,254 [Spivy] We're fucking lost in here. 605 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,525 Oh god, there's that smell again. 606 00:40:27,459 --> 00:40:28,860 It's worse than dead bodies. 607 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,663 This is not the same staircase. 608 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:34,898 [foreboding music] 609 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:38,904 Watch your step, there's something on the floor. 610 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:46,311 [static buzzes] 611 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,683 What the fuck is that? 612 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,151 Petro, where the fuck are you? 613 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:58,622 We've got another 419, definitely not self-inflicted. 614 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:01,390 We don't need more tech, we need a gravedigger! 615 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:02,992 [Nash] We're gonna need more than just one gravedigger. 616 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:05,330 This is gonna get nastier. 617 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,298 [Spivy] Petro! 618 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:10,600 Oursler! 619 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,569 Fucking radio isn't working. 620 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,404 [Spivy] Petro, Oursler! 621 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:17,607 [Slater] All officers check in right fucking now! 622 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:20,810 With radio interference, this channel is not stable. 623 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,748 We have to find an exit right now. 624 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,215 [jingle chimes] 625 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,585 [Woman] All are welcome. 626 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:30,920 All are watching. 627 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,822 Finally, followers, 628 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,925 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 629 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:38,394 Track my signal. 630 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,664 The signal is the stimulant. 631 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,632 The signal is the sedative. 632 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:45,070 The signal is salvation. 633 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,607 Forever starts right now. 634 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:02,952 [electricity buzzes] 635 00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:05,691 [shouts in pain] 636 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:18,403 [doctor chuckles] 637 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:25,577 [speaking foreign language] 638 00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:48,431 [static hisses] 639 00:42:48,433 --> 00:42:51,601 [machine beeps] 640 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:55,240 [speaking foreign language] 641 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:52,230 [saw whirs] 642 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:44,783 [speaking foreign language] 643 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,658 [man grunts] 644 00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:06,805 [man screams] 645 00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:17,682 [muffled breathing] 646 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:23,789 [static hisses] 647 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:28,892 [heart thumps] [machine beeps] 648 00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:32,295 [machinery warbles] 649 00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:35,967 [speaking foreign language] 650 00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:56,254 [laughs] 651 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,667 [laughs] 652 00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:23,381 [static buzzes] 653 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,294 [laughs] 654 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,406 [laughs] 655 00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:04,282 [sings in foreign language] 656 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:13,558 [breathing heavily] 657 00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:27,605 [speaking foreign language] 658 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,448 [machinery warbles] 659 00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:43,821 [saw whirs] 660 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:19,922 [static crackles] [machinery whirs] 661 00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:23,594 [speaking foreign language] 662 00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:44,582 [torch crackles] 663 00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:04,735 [speaking foreign language] 664 00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,090 [men shout] 665 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,840 [machinery warbles] 666 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:05,496 [static buzzes] 667 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:20,176 [speaking foreign language] 668 00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:23,078 [drill whirs] 669 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,350 [grunting] 670 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,420 [S.A. whimpers] 671 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:51,974 [static crackles] 672 00:51:51,976 --> 00:51:55,511 [speaking foreign language] 673 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,748 [pounding] 674 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:21,872 [speaking foreign language] 675 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,053 [guns cock] 676 00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:13,391 [guns fire] 677 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:05,142 [speaking foreign language] 678 00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:15,586 [Jono yelps] 679 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:23,561 [speaking foreign language] 680 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,131 [Jono gags] 681 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:16,947 [Jono yelps] 682 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:27,858 [speaking foreign language] 683 00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:37,735 [machinery warbles] 684 00:56:03,628 --> 00:56:04,760 [S.A. wails] 685 00:56:04,762 --> 00:56:08,433 [speaking foreign language] 686 00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:28,352 [S.A. wails] 687 00:56:58,816 --> 00:57:01,318 [alarm buzzes] 688 00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:09,927 [gun fires] 689 00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:16,400 [machines beep] 690 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,107 [explosion booms] 691 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:37,888 [speaking foreign language] 692 00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:52,970 [soldiers whimper] 693 00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:05,249 [speaking foreign language] 694 00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:37,347 [doctor laughs maniacally] 695 00:58:52,797 --> 00:58:55,465 [Jono whimpers] 696 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:09,444 [creature growls] [man screams] 697 00:59:09,446 --> 00:59:11,949 [tense music] 698 00:59:23,427 --> 00:59:24,693 [Jono yelps] 699 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:29,600 [guns fire] [speaking foreign language] 700 00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:35,673 [Jono cries] 701 00:59:50,821 --> 00:59:53,221 [creature growls] 702 00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:54,890 [gun fires] 703 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:58,562 [speaking foreign language] 704 01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:18,048 [soldier shouts] 705 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:33,097 [grenade explodes] [static buzzes] 706 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,504 [S.A. gasps] 707 01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:01,091 [foreboding music] 708 01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:13,537 [creature roars] [man yelps] 709 01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:31,321 [creature growls] 710 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,333 [thudding] 711 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:49,004 [men shout] [guns fire] 712 01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:51,475 [S.A. shouts] 713 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:58,348 [slicing] [man shouts in pain] 714 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:04,488 [thudding footsteps] 715 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:58,175 [S.A. moans in fear] 716 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:32,776 [speakers crackle] 717 01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:43,285 [screams] 718 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:44,521 [Girl] Hello. 719 01:03:49,994 --> 01:03:50,827 Hello. 720 01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:55,866 [speaking foreign language] 721 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,294 Hey! 722 01:04:25,162 --> 01:04:30,167 Hello. [S.A. whimpers] 723 01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:35,003 [heart thumps] 724 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:37,639 [machine beeps] 725 01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:40,544 [foreboding music] 726 01:04:56,660 --> 01:05:00,297 [speaking foreign language] 727 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:31,326 [gun cocks] [speaking foreign language] 728 01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:33,663 [gun fires] 729 01:05:34,864 --> 01:05:37,367 [tense music] 730 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:56,320 [gun whirs] 731 01:05:58,989 --> 01:06:01,923 [speaking foreign language] 732 01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:06,763 [gun fires] [man screams] 733 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:10,767 [suspenseful music] 734 01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:15,837 [man shouts] 735 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:20,744 [gun fires] [S.A. screams] 736 01:06:31,388 --> 01:06:36,160 [man shouts] [gun fires] 737 01:06:41,865 --> 01:06:44,268 [man shouts] 738 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:49,271 [speaking foreign language] 739 01:06:49,273 --> 01:06:52,109 [static crackles] 740 01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:03,120 [gun whirs] 741 01:07:06,823 --> 01:07:09,726 [grenade explodes] 742 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:16,600 [S.A. breathes heavily] 743 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:31,446 [footsteps approach] 744 01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:34,916 [S.A. gasps] [gun clicks] 745 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:37,419 [speaking foreign language] 746 01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:39,856 [man shouts] 747 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:02,444 [Jono whimpers] 748 01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:03,878 [speaking foreign language] 749 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:08,718 [Jono coughs] [gun whirs] 750 01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:42,183 [Commander shouts in foreign language] 751 01:08:42,185 --> 01:08:44,552 [gun fires] 752 01:08:44,554 --> 01:08:46,956 [Jono yelps] 753 01:09:01,737 --> 01:09:04,174 [gun clicks] 754 01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:11,113 [screams in rage] 755 01:09:16,353 --> 01:09:18,455 [growls] 756 01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:28,298 [laughs maniacally] 757 01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:36,273 [gun fires] 758 01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:53,723 [speaking foreign language] 759 01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:03,967 [footsteps thud] 760 01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:10,905 [machinery whirs] [S.A. gasps] 761 01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:12,407 [Jono whimpers] 762 01:10:12,409 --> 01:10:15,245 [creature growls] 763 01:10:18,982 --> 01:10:21,585 [Jono screams] 764 01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:27,957 [creature shrieks] 765 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:02,125 [static crackles] 766 01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:09,165 [birds chirp] 767 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:31,853 [Gary] I, I thought you promised no one would get hurt. 768 01:11:31,855 --> 01:11:32,755 Oh, Gary. 769 01:11:36,092 --> 01:11:37,960 Someone always gets hurt. 770 01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:42,964 [Slater] What the fuck is going on in there? 771 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,766 If you cannot clear the fucking place, 772 01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:47,569 then get the fuck out of there now! 773 01:11:47,571 --> 01:11:49,873 Forever starts right now. 774 01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:54,476 [static buzzes] 775 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,778 Is Spivy here with you, Nash? 776 01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:58,312 He got separated. 777 01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,749 Haven't laid eyes on him. 778 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:05,319 I want to get the fuck out of here. 779 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:07,253 [foreboding music] 780 01:12:07,255 --> 01:12:08,756 Spivy? 781 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:09,593 Spivy. 782 01:12:11,127 --> 01:12:13,397 Spivy, Oursler! 783 01:12:20,068 --> 01:12:20,904 Spivy? 784 01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:23,106 Spivy! 785 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,710 Fucking hate this place. 786 01:12:28,812 --> 01:12:29,913 Spivy, come in. 787 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,680 Brayberry. 788 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:33,517 Fisher. 789 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,119 Fucking anybody, come in! 790 01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:40,121 [Petro] Try not to lose your head, Slater. 791 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:43,393 [rhythmic tone blares] 792 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:51,735 [static buzzes] [alarms ring] 793 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,837 [chatting] 794 01:12:55,839 --> 01:12:56,806 Attention! 795 01:13:12,288 --> 01:13:14,523 [men chat] 796 01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:39,549 [Victim] Oh god! 797 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:43,620 No, no. 798 01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:45,989 No. 799 01:13:46,990 --> 01:13:49,559 [man whimpers] 800 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:57,834 No. 801 01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:04,139 No. 802 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,010 God, no, please. 803 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,447 [Bob] I'm rolling. 804 01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:16,551 Okay, ready? 805 01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:17,885 You can go. 806 01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:20,822 Happy shall he be that taketh and dashest 807 01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:23,092 thy little ones against the stone. 808 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:28,762 [whimpers] 809 01:14:28,764 --> 01:14:31,100 [gun fires] 810 01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:35,672 [Bob] Yep, cool. 811 01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:49,684 America is plagued by a black cancer 812 01:14:49,686 --> 01:14:53,087 that has been allowed to rot this once great land 813 01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:55,422 from within for far too long. 814 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:58,860 We, the last decent men of America, 815 01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,596 are the true patriots who have given blood oaths 816 01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:03,998 to defend our way of life. 817 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,601 We will take back America. 818 01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:09,103 Its rapists will be put down in the gutter. 819 01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:12,940 We will put boots to them and squash this mongrel horde 820 01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:14,842 like the rats they are. [shouting] 821 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:18,746 We, the First Patriots Movement Militia, are coming for you. 822 01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:23,150 Our time of mass cleansing is at hand. 823 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:25,519 And with this weapon 824 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,322 that Christ himself in his infinite wisdom 825 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:31,292 has seen fit to bestow upon us, 826 01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:35,663 we have become likened unto a righteous fist of justice 827 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:38,966 that will smite the wickedness from the face of this earth! 828 01:15:38,968 --> 01:15:40,935 - Yeah! - The United States 829 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:43,738 - of Fuckdom will fall! - Yeah! 830 01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:45,372 By god! [men cheer] 831 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,441 [guns fire] 832 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:51,345 Bob, what do I, I got it on standby. 833 01:15:51,347 --> 01:15:52,479 Now do I just press the button? 834 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:53,314 [Bob] Press the red button. 835 01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:54,548 Just press it, okay. 836 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,083 I don't wanna press, I don't wanna fuck it up. 837 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:59,320 [Bob] Let's go, let's go, let's go, roll, roll, roll! 838 01:15:59,322 --> 01:16:00,924 Business, business time. 839 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:03,457 Jesus fuck! 840 01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:05,028 Thanks for the puddle, Steve. 841 01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:10,732 Do you copy, we got a dash on this building. 842 01:16:10,734 --> 01:16:14,301 Looks like a security entrance to the east side. 843 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:17,404 Employee parking lot, and it's not open today, 844 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:19,173 but guarantee on the day it's gonna be open. 845 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,242 [Greg] Copy that. 846 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:22,976 I'm looking at... 847 01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:24,679 Got one security camera. 848 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:27,148 Two security camera, three, four. 849 01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:30,752 We got definitely two X-ray analyzers in the lobby, 850 01:16:30,754 --> 01:16:32,485 and maybe a retinal scan. 851 01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:36,658 I'll try to get some codes, but if I don't, shit, guys. 852 01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:37,894 That was final. 853 01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:43,164 [groans] 854 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,766 - Good job, good job. - Good job. 855 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:45,601 Okay. 856 01:16:47,003 --> 01:16:48,535 We can maybe walk the beast in, 857 01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:52,506 but I don't think they're open until well after sun's out. 858 01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:54,307 [Bob] Does the front of the building even get sunlight? 859 01:16:54,309 --> 01:16:55,743 If we miss our weather window now, 860 01:16:55,745 --> 01:16:57,712 we're not gonna get sunlight for a few months, Bob. 861 01:16:57,714 --> 01:16:59,046 [Bob] No, no, no, no, we have to go now. 862 01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,247 [Jimmy] Maybe a bit drastic. 863 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:02,548 We have to go in there and hit them up 864 01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:03,851 when the building's full up, okay? 865 01:17:03,853 --> 01:17:05,119 [Man] Hell yeah. 866 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:06,087 They got a daycare. 867 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,056 They got a daycare. 868 01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:13,096 Okay, um, pull out. 869 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,430 Oh shit, front door it is. 870 01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:19,667 You know, at least the street runs past there, right? 871 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:21,769 [Bob] Oh, hang on a moment here, Commandant, the... 872 01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:22,970 [Greg] Via loading dock. 873 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,771 Oh, it's the maintenance entrance, 874 01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:26,273 my cousin can get us the passcode. 875 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:29,744 Oh, nice, and the sun is there most of the day, too. 876 01:17:29,746 --> 01:17:31,981 [chuckles] 877 01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:36,717 Well, gentlemen, this is where we roll in 878 01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:38,387 and we detonate the abomination. 879 01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:45,361 [alarm rings] 880 01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:56,237 [gun cocks] 881 01:17:56,239 --> 01:17:58,842 [man whimpers] 882 01:18:01,077 --> 01:18:03,412 [gun fires] 883 01:18:05,882 --> 01:18:06,883 Good shot. 884 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:12,319 [Man] Tower one to eagle's nest. 885 01:18:12,321 --> 01:18:15,122 [Greg] Go for eagle's nest. 886 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:16,323 Package has landed. 887 01:18:16,325 --> 01:18:17,827 [Greg] Copy that, tower one. 888 01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:29,237 Hope you weren't waiting long. 889 01:18:30,974 --> 01:18:33,009 Work as much, but there's plenty of it. 890 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:37,112 Greg. 891 01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:43,384 Gotta say, you boys don't fool around. 892 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:46,087 I'm very impressed with the security here. 893 01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:47,521 Dam right, we're tight as a fucking drum, all right? 894 01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:50,357 Shut the fuck up, Jimmy, you're out of order. 895 01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:51,761 My bad, sorry, Commandant. 896 01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:55,298 Well trained soldiers you got there, Greg. 897 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,903 It's Air Commandant when we're in uniform. 898 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:02,939 Copy that, Air Commandant. 899 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,244 Now your unit may be a well-regulated militia. 900 01:19:09,312 --> 01:19:11,878 [men laugh] 901 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,483 But you ain't nowhere near well armed enough 902 01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:19,453 for the very necessary fight you've got coming your way. 903 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:22,289 My god, this is making my fucking dick hard. 904 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,557 [Bob] This is making all our dicks hard. 905 01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:26,260 [Jimmy] Yeah, Bob, I can see it from here. 906 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,694 This will be more than enough 907 01:19:27,696 --> 01:19:29,931 to hold off whatever authorities come at you after the op. 908 01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:31,164 Now if those Waco numbnuts 909 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:33,000 would have had half this hardware on hand, 910 01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:35,101 ATF would still be out there getting chewed up. 911 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:36,403 Bet you these were just drinking up 912 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:38,105 - that fucking Iraqi blood, huh? - Oh fuck yeah! 913 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:39,673 Fucking Desert Storm! 914 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:41,275 Oy, desert buttfuck, Talon! 915 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,476 No one at the police station 916 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:44,711 saw you taking any of this stuff? 917 01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:45,980 Nope. 918 01:19:45,982 --> 01:19:47,481 How's that? 919 01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:49,018 We got friends everywhere. 920 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:51,685 You know it. 921 01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:53,619 Especially with a grease stain like Clinton 922 01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:55,689 in the White House. [man laughs] 923 01:19:55,691 --> 01:19:58,392 Lots of cops are ready for you patriots 924 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:01,330 to take the feds down, hard. 925 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:08,101 [Bob] Could you say something, Air Commandant, 926 01:20:08,103 --> 01:20:10,503 about how momentous this moment is for the cause? 927 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,773 With the weapons and all. 928 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:14,844 Cut. 929 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,093 This is but a earthly arsenal. 930 01:20:40,904 --> 01:20:42,271 Well met, fellow warrior. 931 01:20:43,739 --> 01:20:44,673 This man here... 932 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:49,243 This man heard Wu Tan's clarion call to action 933 01:20:49,245 --> 01:20:50,313 and he did his part. 934 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,715 He hath armed us for conflict sure to come 935 01:20:54,717 --> 01:20:58,351 after the heroic act that we have all given blood oath 936 01:20:58,353 --> 01:21:00,054 to undertake. 937 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:04,926 We will topple the Patrick V. McNamara Federal Building 938 01:21:04,928 --> 01:21:07,728 in the infested cesspit of Detroit, Michigan. 939 01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:09,232 - Fuck yeah. - Fucking right. 940 01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:12,868 [Man] And you're certain the weapon works? 941 01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:14,803 The creature? 942 01:21:15,771 --> 01:21:16,605 Of course. 943 01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:19,407 [Man] So you tested it? 944 01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,713 [alarm rings] 945 01:21:28,317 --> 01:21:32,153 Someone turn off that fucking bell! 946 01:21:32,155 --> 01:21:33,722 - There. - Please, no. 947 01:21:34,790 --> 01:21:35,624 Please. 948 01:21:38,494 --> 01:21:39,327 Please. 949 01:21:40,696 --> 01:21:41,530 Please. 950 01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:45,668 [gun fires] 951 01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:51,107 Jimmy. 952 01:21:57,713 --> 01:21:59,080 [Jimmy] Bucket. 953 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,983 [Man] Come on, take that bit. 954 01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:03,417 [Greg] Don't get any on you, 955 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:03,987 you don't know what that shit's gonna do to your scent. 956 01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:07,456 Yeah, drain him. 957 01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:09,692 [Jimmy] Come on, bitch. 958 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:12,061 Yeah, here we go. 959 01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:15,429 That's probably good enough. 960 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,198 - [coyotes howl] - Pretty cool eyes. 961 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,599 This one looks pretty cool. 962 01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:19,666 [Bob] Kinda evil looking. 963 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:21,135 Oh shit, those coyotes? 964 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,636 [Bob] Yeah. 965 01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:24,905 Okay, let's do this. 966 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:25,741 Good girl. 967 01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:29,143 Good girl. 968 01:22:29,145 --> 01:22:31,712 Okay, Phoebe, this is the good stuff. 969 01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:35,016 This is to redeem the soul of the goddamn US of A. 970 01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:36,383 - Oh yeah. - You understand me? 971 01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:38,519 Okay, get this for posterity, can you focus this? 972 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:40,087 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, let's get that. 973 01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:41,722 - Got it? - Let's do this, yeah. 974 01:22:41,724 --> 01:22:44,860 Creature blood going in, three, two, one. 975 01:22:49,832 --> 01:22:51,632 [Bob] Say something, Air Commandant, 976 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:53,636 on what we're doing here. 977 01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:58,372 Well, uh, I got to thinking, Bob, 978 01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,940 that it would probably be a good idea 979 01:22:59,942 --> 01:23:03,677 to test the ultimate weapon before we're fully committed 980 01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:05,878 and running the mission. 981 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,282 [Bob] Smart, really smart. 982 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,154 [Man] What's taking him so... 983 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:13,587 Oh shit. 984 01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,556 Shit, here we go, here we go, here we go. 985 01:23:15,558 --> 01:23:17,724 Run, boy, the sun is coming up! 986 01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:18,861 Everyone down, down! 987 01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:37,813 What in the actual fuck? 988 01:23:38,746 --> 01:23:40,314 - Jimmy! - What? 989 01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:43,350 It's probably blocked by the tree or something! 990 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,319 Get in there, don't be such a fucking... 991 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,157 [explosion booms] 992 01:23:50,393 --> 01:23:52,393 [coughs] 993 01:23:52,395 --> 01:23:54,860 [Man] Fucking Christ. 994 01:23:54,862 --> 01:23:57,766 [coughs violently] 995 01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,836 [Jimmy] First martyrs of the cause, baby! 996 01:24:02,838 --> 01:24:04,371 - It happened, it worked! - It's gone! 997 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:05,672 - What'd you say? - It's gone! 998 01:24:05,674 --> 01:24:07,441 - What? - Phoebe! 999 01:24:07,443 --> 01:24:09,077 - It's gone! - It works! 1000 01:24:10,079 --> 01:24:14,517 [laughs] [men cheer] 1001 01:24:15,818 --> 01:24:17,684 [Man] Fuck you! 1002 01:24:17,686 --> 01:24:18,521 Yeah! 1003 01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:21,588 [Jimmy] This fucking smoke! 1004 01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:24,093 [alarm rings] 1005 01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:29,798 [gun fires] 1006 01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:36,570 All right, I give the go-ahead, and... 1007 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,874 And fucking boom! 1008 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:46,915 Um... 1009 01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:50,784 Fuck, Chuck, one second. 1010 01:24:50,786 --> 01:24:53,187 - Fuck. - Sorry, sorry. 1011 01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:54,621 They have to all go down at the same time, 1012 01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:56,056 - otherwise these fucking... - Sensor's just not 1013 01:24:56,058 --> 01:24:57,858 fucking going, Greg, I don't know what's going on. 1014 01:24:57,860 --> 01:25:00,661 [Greg] Well then you go and you get the part tomorrow. 1015 01:25:00,663 --> 01:25:02,831 Guess what, we're going the day after now. 1016 01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:05,999 [Jimmy] Fuck! 1017 01:25:06,001 --> 01:25:07,668 Nothing can be left to chance, 1018 01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:10,173 we are stepping onto the world stage here. 1019 01:25:11,639 --> 01:25:14,643 God in his infinite wisdom has given us a boon for the ages. 1020 01:25:15,978 --> 01:25:20,483 A metaphysical super weapon, living destruction. 1021 01:25:23,719 --> 01:25:26,955 I will not let Christ the King down. 1022 01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:33,960 We must do his good work with honor! 1023 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:34,797 Yes, sir. 1024 01:25:39,902 --> 01:25:42,303 Well it looks like it's one more day 1025 01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:46,575 until the fall of the unholy American Empire. 1026 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,847 But tonight, 1027 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:56,318 tonight we will send off proper. 1028 01:25:57,753 --> 01:26:02,155 We will cleanse ourselves before the retribution. 1029 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:06,228 We will get cork high and bottle deep! 1030 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:11,932 We're gonna get fucking wasted. 1031 01:26:11,934 --> 01:26:13,166 Yeah! [men cheer] 1032 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,269 All right, yeah! 1033 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:18,572 - Fucking... - Commandant's private stash! 1034 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:19,940 Oh, get it! [men whooping] 1035 01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:22,175 [heavy rock music] 1036 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,680 [men chatter] 1037 01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:28,882 [Bob] You gonna go piss? 1038 01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:30,182 - A piss? - You taking a piss? 1039 01:26:30,184 --> 01:26:31,985 Are you gonna come watch me take a piss? 1040 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,387 [Bob] Yeah, you want me to film it, 1041 01:26:33,389 --> 01:26:34,955 - you fucking perv? - Yeah, fucking go ahead. 1042 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,990 Hey, we're going to the pissing hole! 1043 01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:40,294 - No, never rest, only pee! - Yeah. 1044 01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:41,129 - Never rest, only pee! - Only pee. 1045 01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:49,235 - [laughs] - Holy, ah, I tell you. 1046 01:26:49,237 --> 01:26:50,637 Fucking... 1047 01:26:50,639 --> 01:26:53,173 [groans] Let me tell you, these were fucking, 1048 01:26:53,175 --> 01:26:55,141 these are $12. 1049 01:26:55,143 --> 01:26:57,610 Oh, Jessie, what the fuck? 1050 01:26:57,612 --> 01:26:59,946 - I'll get, I'll get you. - Oh shit! 1051 01:26:59,948 --> 01:27:01,982 I know how to use this. [men shout drunkenly] 1052 01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:04,585 Oy, oy, oy, you're good. 1053 01:27:04,587 --> 01:27:07,387 [men laugh drunkenly] 1054 01:27:07,389 --> 01:27:09,256 - [Jimmy whoops happily] - Bob, we need you, Bob! 1055 01:27:09,258 --> 01:27:11,557 - You need a drink, Bob. - Bob's out! 1056 01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:14,094 - You need a drink. - Bob! 1057 01:27:14,096 --> 01:27:16,797 - [men laugh] - Give it to him. 1058 01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:19,164 [Jimmy] Your camera is your mask. 1059 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,234 - Camera is my mask? - Why don't you have a drink? 1060 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:22,735 [Bob] You're wearing a literal mask. 1061 01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,204 - You have to have... - I will have a drink. 1062 01:27:24,206 --> 01:27:26,940 - A drink. - I've been working hard. 1063 01:27:26,942 --> 01:27:29,175 - Oh, you first. [laughs] - You know what? 1064 01:27:29,177 --> 01:27:30,012 You're sick. 1065 01:27:42,157 --> 01:27:43,392 [Bob] Ow, ow. 1066 01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:49,632 There he is. 1067 01:27:50,499 --> 01:27:52,335 Fucking fuck. 1068 01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:56,837 [Bob laughs] 1069 01:27:56,839 --> 01:27:58,005 Fucking pussy. 1070 01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:01,477 Steve. 1071 01:28:03,912 --> 01:28:06,415 [Bob giggles] 1072 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:12,355 Steve. 1073 01:28:14,357 --> 01:28:16,392 Where's the fucking monster? 1074 01:28:23,332 --> 01:28:24,933 Let's fuck with him, man. 1075 01:28:25,901 --> 01:28:27,803 - What? - Let's fuck with him. 1076 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,771 You don't... 1077 01:28:30,773 --> 01:28:32,305 You don't wanna piss on him? 1078 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:34,841 The fuck, Bob, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1079 01:28:34,843 --> 01:28:36,677 [Bob] The fuck is wrong with you? 1080 01:28:36,679 --> 01:28:39,846 Bob, just go back to the fucking party, man, okay? 1081 01:28:39,848 --> 01:28:43,517 Let me do my thing, you go, get the fuck out of here. 1082 01:28:43,519 --> 01:28:44,353 The fuck? 1083 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:50,190 Pussy, I fucking knew you'd pussy out, you little bitch. 1084 01:28:50,192 --> 01:28:51,894 Fucking Steve. 1085 01:28:54,397 --> 01:28:57,297 Welcome to romance hour. 1086 01:28:57,299 --> 01:28:59,533 [hums drunkenly] 1087 01:28:59,535 --> 01:29:02,002 [both laugh] 1088 01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:03,770 Oh, oh, wow. 1089 01:29:03,772 --> 01:29:05,508 [Bob] Give him a kiss. 1090 01:29:06,775 --> 01:29:08,043 - What? - Kiss him! 1091 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:12,579 You fucking dare me? 1092 01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:13,449 Fucking do it! 1093 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:16,719 Fucking French him! 1094 01:29:19,154 --> 01:29:20,454 [coughs] 1095 01:29:20,456 --> 01:29:23,726 [Bob laughs raucously] 1096 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:26,793 Oh my god. 1097 01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:28,294 Give me that fucking thing. 1098 01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:30,831 [Bob] No, no, no, no, no. 1099 01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:33,769 - [Bob laughs] - Bob! 1100 01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:37,237 [Steve coughs] 1101 01:29:37,239 --> 01:29:38,639 Oh god! 1102 01:29:38,641 --> 01:29:40,441 You sick fuck! 1103 01:29:40,443 --> 01:29:42,208 [alarm rings] 1104 01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:45,047 [doors bang open] 1105 01:29:47,014 --> 01:29:47,850 Is that you? 1106 01:29:49,151 --> 01:29:50,751 - What the fuck? - Go, go, go! 1107 01:29:50,753 --> 01:29:52,018 - Wait, who the fuck... - Who's that with Bart? 1108 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,189 - I don't know. - Who's on fucking duty? 1109 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,390 - Who's on duty? - It's supposed to be me. 1110 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:58,525 - I'm sorry! - What the fuck? 1111 01:29:58,527 --> 01:29:59,726 I'm sorry, Commandant, I'll fix it! 1112 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,263 - Oh, fuck. - Go! 1113 01:30:02,565 --> 01:30:03,830 - What are you doing? - I'll fix it! 1114 01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:07,367 Who the fuck is that, who the fuck is that? 1115 01:30:07,369 --> 01:30:09,869 The fuck is that thing? 1116 01:30:09,871 --> 01:30:10,806 Is that Terry? 1117 01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:15,776 - Is that Terry? - Terry? 1118 01:30:15,778 --> 01:30:18,211 - Who is that? - Terry's fucking dead! 1119 01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:19,214 [Bob] Oh my god. 1120 01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:23,818 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1121 01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:29,958 Terry's fucking dead. 1122 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:35,360 Do not fire until I give the order! 1123 01:30:35,362 --> 01:30:39,966 [Steve shouts] [thudding] 1124 01:30:39,968 --> 01:30:42,368 [creature growls] 1125 01:30:42,370 --> 01:30:43,739 Who, who are we missing? 1126 01:30:45,641 --> 01:30:46,940 - Um... - Who? 1127 01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:48,642 - Fucking Reed. - Steve. 1128 01:30:48,644 --> 01:30:50,378 Steve was on desk last night. 1129 01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:52,913 Has anyone seen him? 1130 01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:55,414 Steve, is that you, boy? 1131 01:30:55,416 --> 01:30:58,219 [creature growls] 1132 01:31:02,224 --> 01:31:03,857 - [gun fires] - What the fuck! 1133 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:05,958 [men shout] Stop, wait! 1134 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:07,928 Wait, stop, stop, fucking wait! 1135 01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:09,062 [men shout] Fucking wait, 1136 01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,864 take your hands off the trigger! 1137 01:31:10,866 --> 01:31:13,333 [gun fires] 1138 01:31:13,335 --> 01:31:18,340 Fucking... [Jimmy wails loudly] 1139 01:31:19,074 --> 01:31:21,510 Judas fucking Priest! 1140 01:31:22,410 --> 01:31:24,110 - Greg? - Steve! 1141 01:31:24,112 --> 01:31:27,012 Steve, no, stop, stop, you fucking idiot! 1142 01:31:27,014 --> 01:31:29,349 You're covered in vampire blood! 1143 01:31:29,351 --> 01:31:31,251 Stop moving, no, no, no, no! 1144 01:31:31,253 --> 01:31:34,821 [explosion booms] 1145 01:31:34,823 --> 01:31:36,657 [Bob grunts] 1146 01:31:36,659 --> 01:31:39,094 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve! 1147 01:31:40,362 --> 01:31:42,896 [Greg coughs] 1148 01:31:42,898 --> 01:31:44,330 Come on, Greg. 1149 01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:46,266 Mother fuck. 1150 01:31:46,268 --> 01:31:48,467 Fuck, fuck this evil abomination. 1151 01:31:48,469 --> 01:31:49,770 We are gonna go in there 1152 01:31:49,772 --> 01:31:51,672 and we're gonna take this creature down. 1153 01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:53,273 We don't get in there before sundown, 1154 01:31:53,275 --> 01:31:54,708 we're not gonna be able to do nothing noways. 1155 01:31:54,710 --> 01:31:57,778 This fucking thing's unstoppable at night, come on. 1156 01:31:57,780 --> 01:32:00,282 [Greg] Well then lock and fucking load then. 1157 01:32:11,594 --> 01:32:12,427 Move in! 1158 01:32:14,228 --> 01:32:15,796 [loud scraping] 1159 01:32:15,798 --> 01:32:17,831 [Tom] Dude, what the fuck was that, what the fuck? 1160 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:20,200 [footsteps pound] 1161 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:21,735 [creature rasps] 1162 01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:23,503 [Tom shouts] 1163 01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:26,108 [Jimmy] Over here, come here. 1164 01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:32,445 [creature growls] 1165 01:32:32,447 --> 01:32:33,614 [Bob] Fuck! 1166 01:32:33,616 --> 01:32:35,481 - Oh shit, fuck. - What? 1167 01:32:35,483 --> 01:32:36,318 Fuck. 1168 01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:39,321 Fucking thing, holy shit. 1169 01:32:43,225 --> 01:32:44,059 Go. 1170 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,630 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1171 01:32:57,572 --> 01:33:00,275 [footsteps thud] 1172 01:33:09,684 --> 01:33:12,020 [gun fires] 1173 01:33:20,295 --> 01:33:21,129 Clear! 1174 01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:25,365 [creature roars] Whoa, whoa! 1175 01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:26,967 Oh fuck! [Tom screams] 1176 01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:28,333 Oh god! 1177 01:33:28,335 --> 01:33:30,570 Oh my god, Tom! [gun fires] 1178 01:33:30,572 --> 01:33:33,606 What the fuck! [men scream in terror] 1179 01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:38,612 Jesus Christ! 1180 01:33:39,347 --> 01:33:41,081 I think we got him. 1181 01:33:41,083 --> 01:33:42,382 Shit. 1182 01:33:42,384 --> 01:33:43,451 Get up there! 1183 01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:47,589 [creature growls] 1184 01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:53,028 [footsteps thud] 1185 01:33:54,396 --> 01:33:56,296 [Bob screams] [gun fires] 1186 01:33:56,298 --> 01:34:01,236 [creature growls] [Jimmy wails] 1187 01:34:05,273 --> 01:34:06,306 [gun fires] 1188 01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:08,408 - [Greg shouts in pain] - Shit! 1189 01:34:08,410 --> 01:34:09,776 - Greg! - My leg, my leg! 1190 01:34:09,778 --> 01:34:11,845 Fuck! [gun fires] 1191 01:34:11,847 --> 01:34:14,047 No, no, no! [Greg wails] 1192 01:34:14,049 --> 01:34:18,418 Shit! [creature growls] 1193 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:19,652 [Greg] My leg! [shouts in pain] 1194 01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:24,392 Okay, okay, okay. [creature cackles] 1195 01:34:26,193 --> 01:34:29,696 [Bob screams] [creature shrieks] 1196 01:34:29,698 --> 01:34:32,868 [Bob screams in pain] 1197 01:34:41,143 --> 01:34:45,914 [gasps] [footsteps thud] 1198 01:34:48,216 --> 01:34:50,886 [Greg whimpers] 1199 01:35:02,430 --> 01:35:03,596 [creature gurgles] 1200 01:35:03,598 --> 01:35:05,899 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ. 1201 01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:09,169 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 1202 01:35:09,171 --> 01:35:10,636 Christ, Christ is king. 1203 01:35:10,638 --> 01:35:14,039 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ, Christ is king. 1204 01:35:14,041 --> 01:35:17,643 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 1205 01:35:17,645 --> 01:35:20,914 Christ, Christ, Christ is king, Christ is king. 1206 01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:23,616 [crying] Christ is king, Christ is king. 1207 01:35:23,618 --> 01:35:28,623 Christ is king! [screams] 1208 01:35:47,109 --> 01:35:49,111 [gasps] 1209 01:35:49,978 --> 01:35:52,578 Jesus fucking Christ! 1210 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,948 Get me out of here, god damn it! 1211 01:35:54,950 --> 01:35:57,217 [Petro] God can't help you now, Slater. 1212 01:35:57,219 --> 01:35:59,319 Didn't you see that last videotape? 1213 01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:01,556 I saw you in that last tape. 1214 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:04,891 Slater's got some explaining to do. 1215 01:36:04,893 --> 01:36:06,761 We've got some explaining to do. 1216 01:36:08,063 --> 01:36:10,163 Fucking untie me! 1217 01:36:10,165 --> 01:36:12,400 We're lost in here with fucking junkies. 1218 01:36:13,568 --> 01:36:15,802 You still think this is a drug ring? 1219 01:36:15,804 --> 01:36:17,670 It's our videotapes that are the villain. 1220 01:36:17,672 --> 01:36:20,640 Our videotapes are gonna fuck you up. 1221 01:36:20,642 --> 01:36:22,077 It's more like a trance. 1222 01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:29,715 Are you telling me that Spivy 1223 01:36:29,717 --> 01:36:31,885 is in a fucking trance! 1224 01:36:31,887 --> 01:36:33,854 No, Spivy's dead. 1225 01:36:33,856 --> 01:36:36,358 [eerie music] 1226 01:36:38,493 --> 01:36:40,395 What the fuck is all of this? 1227 01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:45,298 This is a far out fetish film cult 1228 01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:49,269 of bootleggers pushing that untouched, untouchable, 1229 01:36:49,271 --> 01:36:51,704 nastiest of the nasties. 1230 01:36:51,706 --> 01:36:55,307 Snuffing and fluffing, cannibals, animals. 1231 01:36:55,309 --> 01:36:58,945 Girls in white suits fucking shit up! 1232 01:36:58,947 --> 01:37:02,883 We deal in contraband content, strictly VHS. 1233 01:37:02,885 --> 01:37:03,952 Definitely illegal. 1234 01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:06,987 Oh my god, I didn't think we'd get busted 1235 01:37:06,989 --> 01:37:08,590 by our own useless unit. 1236 01:37:14,296 --> 01:37:17,663 [Petro] Are you ready for your closeup? 1237 01:37:17,665 --> 01:37:19,900 What the fuck did you just say? 1238 01:37:19,902 --> 01:37:21,734 [Nash] We are the final girls. 1239 01:37:21,736 --> 01:37:23,303 You're our final kill. 1240 01:37:23,305 --> 01:37:24,637 [heavy rock music] 1241 01:37:24,639 --> 01:37:29,142 [Slater shouts angrily] [Petro shouts] 1242 01:37:29,144 --> 01:37:31,713 [Petro grunts] 1243 01:37:51,366 --> 01:37:53,166 Some help here, Nash? 1244 01:37:53,168 --> 01:37:55,337 My camera's fucking stuck! 1245 01:38:05,246 --> 01:38:07,916 [static buzzes] 1246 01:38:15,557 --> 01:38:17,923 [Nash] This tape's gonna be our best one yet. 1247 01:38:17,925 --> 01:38:19,261 Fans are gonna go crazy. 1248 01:38:21,964 --> 01:38:23,130 What should we call it? 1249 01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:31,704 ♪ Dead cops, dead cops, dead cops ♪ 1250 01:38:31,706 --> 01:38:33,405 ♪ Dead cops down on the street ♪ 1251 01:38:33,407 --> 01:38:34,407 ♪ Giving poor the heat ♪ 1252 01:38:34,409 --> 01:38:35,541 ♪ With their clubs and guns ♪ 1253 01:38:35,543 --> 01:38:36,809 ♪ We do it all for fun ♪ 1254 01:38:36,811 --> 01:38:40,180 ♪ Dead Cops, dead cops, dead cops ♪ 1255 01:38:40,182 --> 01:38:41,780 ♪ Dead cops, big bad and blue ♪ 1256 01:38:41,782 --> 01:38:43,016 ♪ They're in the Klan too ♪ 1257 01:38:43,018 --> 01:38:44,050 ♪ Brutality's their sport ♪ 1258 01:38:44,052 --> 01:38:45,385 ♪ We'll put 'em to the torch ♪ 1259 01:38:45,387 --> 01:38:48,854 ♪ Dead Cops, dead cops, dead cops ♪ 1260 01:38:48,856 --> 01:38:49,889 ♪ Dead cops ♪ 1261 01:38:49,891 --> 01:38:53,228 ["Dead Cops" by M.D.C.] 1262 01:38:54,462 --> 01:38:56,462 ♪ Rebel, rebel on the street ♪ 1263 01:38:56,464 --> 01:38:58,764 ♪ Makeup on my face, stockings on my feet ♪ 1264 01:38:58,766 --> 01:39:00,600 ♪ All the straights asking me why ♪ 1265 01:39:00,602 --> 01:39:02,735 ♪ I'm not a normal American guy ♪ 1266 01:39:02,737 --> 01:39:04,804 ♪ What makes them so straight and me so bent ♪ 1267 01:39:04,806 --> 01:39:06,872 ♪ What makes them so straight and me so bent ♪ 1268 01:39:06,874 --> 01:39:08,941 ♪ What makes them so straight and me so bent ♪ 1269 01:39:08,943 --> 01:39:11,244 ♪ What makes them so straight and me so bent ♪ 1270 01:39:11,246 --> 01:39:13,346 ♪ Call this the land of the free ♪ 1271 01:39:13,348 --> 01:39:15,414 ♪ Say it's the home of the brave ♪ 1272 01:39:15,416 --> 01:39:17,517 ♪ You know they call me a queen ♪ 1273 01:39:17,519 --> 01:39:19,452 ♪ Just another human being ♪ 1274 01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:21,454 ♪ What makes America so straight and me so bent ♪ 1275 01:39:21,456 --> 01:39:23,456 ♪ What makes America so straight and me so bent ♪ 1276 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:25,525 ♪ What makes America so straight and me so bent ♪ 1277 01:39:25,527 --> 01:39:28,161 ♪ What makes America straight and me so bent ♪ 1278 01:39:28,163 --> 01:39:29,962 ♪ Your authority and your power ♪ 1279 01:39:29,964 --> 01:39:31,964 ♪ Has turned us sick and sour ♪ 1280 01:39:31,966 --> 01:39:33,866 ♪ And your justice is a lie ♪ 1281 01:39:33,868 --> 01:39:36,302 ♪ And we're gonna fight until you die ♪ 1282 01:39:36,304 --> 01:39:38,137 ♪ What makes them so straight and me so bent ♪ 1283 01:39:38,139 --> 01:39:40,073 ♪ What makes them so straight and me so bent ♪ 1284 01:39:40,075 --> 01:39:42,075 ♪ What makes America so straight and me so bent ♪ 1285 01:39:42,077 --> 01:39:47,082 ♪ What makes America so straight and me so bent ♪ 1286 01:39:48,416 --> 01:39:51,551 ♪ Dead cops, dead cops, dead cops, dead cops ♪ 1287 01:39:51,553 --> 01:39:53,653 ♪ Dead cops, dead cops ♪ 1288 01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:56,824 [ominous metal music] 1289 01:39:56,901 --> 01:40:01,901 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull